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March, 2023

A Stitch A Day, Keeps Reality Away


Sew we're revising our website.

 
I know- it's a mess, but let me tell you, trying to edit a full website using an unfamiliar system, fyi = NOT FUN.

 
To keep ourselves in good cheer during this very difficult time as we foray into new territory -- we laugh, we joke.... badly. Unfortunately, dad-jokes are not just for dads.

 
Once you have entered into the world of crafting, whether it be sewing, quilting, embroidery, crochet, knitting, etc. so on and so forth -- you have received a free membership to the Not Sew Punny Club. You don't realize how many things you use in your hobby or profession are pun-able, until you are tying to find something nifty to put on a tea towel.

 
Needle example- check this one out:

 
A seam is a stitch your machine makes

 
Who doesn't enjoy a Cinderella reference?  Cinderella did an amazing job plotting out how she wanted to re-fashion her mother's dress, and those mice!  They were amazing tailors and seamstresses.

 
You have a lot of good left to give to this World

 Others may tell you that puns are the lowest form of wit, but really- they're only mad they didn't think of them first!

Sew, if you need a pun in your back pocket I have a handy-dandy list from Sie Macht, Happy Punning!

I hope you like sewing puns, because if you DON'T, boy, are you in the WRONG place. If you were looking for a name for a sewing social media account, sewing website, or sewing business, this list is gold. You also could have fun customizing accessories, clothes, and more with these sewing one-liners, especially with a Cricut.